Holy Fuck

Ok so who has managed to last a full year here at Rombus Rants? Because honestly, even though I started this page last year on my birthday, I didn't realize I had this much hilarious (?) hostility buit up in me... I had a suspicion it was semi funny. But thank you all for sticking with me through thick ( month between postings) and thin ( hours between postings). You all keep me going. Even though most of you a-holes do not comment I know you've read the minimal profile.

So in honour of my birhtday/ anniversary of my site, I give you the top ten reasons why Hallowe'en is the best holiday of the year.

10. Devon's witty (Oct 29th 9:05 posting) commentary about how he beat me out of the womb five days early. I don't really know how someone can brag about prematurity more than this guy, but he manages to anyways.
9. Who else woke up every morning on their birthday with a sack (pillow case) full of candy beside their bed. (Shamu I realize you experienced this also as Nov. 2nd baby, unless of course you were a fucking horrible glutton... hmmmmm)
8. The Fuckin' Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you do not love it then you officially suck. Especially if any another musical, (ie Grease) appears in your favourite movie list.
7. Why the fuck did I make this a top ten list?
6. You're able to dress up like these guys. Who happen to look an awful lot like these guys.
5. If you're the only dressed up, you can still manage to make everyone else around you feel like an idiot for not being in a costume.
4. Even if you forget your birthday, there is always someone at the Hallowe'en party to remind you at midnight.
3. Fuck why did I do a top ten? I realize fillers like this are a cop out, but here you go ladies and gents. HAHAHA you liked them both... admit it.
2. Ugh I just fell asleep for an hour there trying to think of two more reasons. Lets just say the ladies are wicked on Hallowe'en night.
1. But even if they're not as professional as those in #2 the ladies at your Hallowe'en party still find it to be an appropriate occasion to extra scanty!

Yes I made a top ten. I don't care how much you hate (like)it... I'm sleeping now.

G'nite.
Steve