Good writing

I quite enjoy a book that involves characters with accents. These books are made even better when the author writes such that when a person talks, it forces you to read with the accent. I love that shit. It helps me perfect my accents so I can better impersonate others. Sadly, my accents all sound like some Aussie/English/Irishman. I also have a a very poor latin accent which is probably more offensive than it is accurate. If anybody has a good book suggestion to improve my skills let me know.

Oh, is there a new law that says if you use a cane then you can't wash your hair? Seriously, I saw some middle-aged ladies the other day who could have greased a sumo through a manhole with their hair. Blech! I mean c'mon now, if your worried about falling over in the shower (which is probably pimped out with handles) then take a bath. Or you can invest in those nice non-slip pads for the tub floor.