Self Burn

If I was any more hilarious I would be Kathy Griffin...... BURN! Ah, sometimes you just have to tell yourself stuff like that to keep your ego in check.

Can anyone tell me why the phrase " So I says to Mabel, Mabel I says..." is so funny? If you say that to most people you will usually get a chuckle.

To go back to my light switch rant. I went to a house kegger where the bathroom light was actually on the outside of the room on the same panel as the hallway light. What the hell is that about? Not only is having the bathroom light in the hall a prank in the making but for everyone in the hall or next room the lights keep going on and off as people accidently hit that switch when searching for the bathrooms. Geez Louise, I tell ya, sometimes I think electricians aren't fully sober before coming to work.