Body Symmetry

Now as we should all have realized by now, the average body is very symmetrical. Because of this we have pretty much two of everything unless it happens to appear in the centre line of our bodies. After careful comparison of each pair you should notice that your arms are the same length, eyes are on level with each other (unless your some Sylvester Stallone look alike) and even my nipples which I must say are quite nonthreatening are equal in size (puny) and usefulness (none). I also realize that this is more an external feature feature than an internal one; however, the paired internal organs are either misaligned or slightly different in shape to accommodate singular internal organs. This brings me to my question, 'Why does one nut hang lower than the other?'

Notice I did not say always as there exist special cases when its hard to judge. One case is during those cold winter days when the balls don't even want to make an appearance and pretty much abandon the sac for a warmer climate. The other case is during the dog days of summer when pretty much every guy suffers from serious BOT (Balls On Thigh). No matter how breezy the shorts may be, some summer days can be be painful if you make a wrong step whilst your boys are pushing the sac's limits of elasticity. Aside from those times, on your average day with your average guy and his average berries (believe me as I have asked a few of my peers, solely for research reasons of course) and there is more often than not a fella that hangs lower than his bro. To further prove my point this has actually been documented by Leonardo Da Vinci. Take a look at his Vitruvian Man, I'd say there is a distinct dominate testicle. *Feel free to click on the link as it goes to the picture. Just a new feature I hope to bring to some future rants.*

I've been entertaining some theories. The first is the possibility of linking the dominate hanger to one's dominate hand. However, this theory was quickly rebuffed as many of my peers did not report a correlation between lefthandedness and left nuttedness, similar righthandedness and right nuttedness, nor was there a significant correlation going the other way. You know how the left brain controls the right side of the body. I was thinking of maybe the wires kinda crossed at the testicles and switched back at the legs. You know, like double helix type thing.

Other theories that have arisen basically fall into circumstantial events. Like what position were you sleeping in when your balls dropped. Its possible the legs were sorta crossed allowing one to squirt out yet blocking the other. I really have no clue. All I know is that the one that's said to hang lower always lower, while the other likes his higher perch. Maybe its a cooling mechanism in the body. Like its better to stagger them instead of hugging them together to aid sperm production.

Whatever the reason is it seems to be working as babies are being squirted out all over the place with no end in sight. Its just always been something I've wondered about is all.