Credit Clam man (Reverse Beer Goggles)

The idea for this rant is to be credited to Clam man. I will also put in some of Clam man's thoughts on other issues.
Now on to the main topic at hand, Reverse Beer Goggles. The phenomenon of RBG is not as mysterious as the phenomenon known as the piss shiver (refer to blog titled Piss Shiver for further discussion), however many a young adult can suffer from this affliction. The cause of RBG is simple. After numerous keggers and bar hopping,
one develops a certain familiarity with the well known opposite of RBG, Beer Goggles. Now we all know how beer goggles impair ones judgement when sizing up the opposite sex, hence the term "Ugly Lights" was coined to describe the end of the night when the barlights go on to reveal the true identity of your dance partner. It is only a matter of time and 'ugly lights" scenarios for one to develop RBG. RBG is simply a form of paranoia where you believe that any girl you find attractive during the party is actually ugly due to beer goggles. One proceeds to avoid actual 'hotties' if you will, thus leading to a different kind of regret the next morning.
You may be asking yourself, 'Rombus, is there a cure of RBG?'. Well, in fact, there is a solution. Some have postulated that decreasing the frequency of getting drunk will reduce the paranoia and look for girls in more wholesome and daytime environments. To them I say 'Good one'. All one needs is a trusty wingman or wingwoman if the case may be. However, instead of the usual duties of wingman being to tear you away from "uggies' also known as 'uggos', this wingman is required to give you a greenlight with whomever you may be chatting up. The more wingmen one can bring out only proves to decrease the occurence of RBG.

Now I give you some quotes or paraphrases from Clam man. I warn you that his comments may seem bitter but you'll see why.

1. " People should be allowed to go to ex/current girlfriends houses and be like "OI, YOU OWE ME 24 BLOWJOBS! excel spreadsheet attached." i was talking to my buddy about that the other day, girls are definitely getting greedier. we know they keep score, just as we do. You just keep working and working thinking "ok man, after this one is my turn... no? ok maybe after this time" but it never comes."
2. "There is nothing good on the Food Channel".
3. " I hate when fat, ugly people are talking and they say shit like ' I hate when I'm in a 5-some and and none of the girls suck my dick.' Its a valid complaint, its just obvious they haven't even come close to such a situation."

My comments: I don't really watch Food Channel so maybe he has something there I dunno.
In regards to #3: I've actually heard people making similar comments. The people making them have always been those hairy, unkept people that never seem to leave their academic related building. In which case, their hair-filled stinkfests of an orgy are something I want no part of nor hear about. Especially since everybody involved is not getting their dues.