Random Thoughts

Alright folks. Its been awhile since the last post, but I've been busy.
I'll just throw out a few things until I can come up with a decent full sized rant.

If you get into a fight and the other guy starts to do karate poses then I'd say you have about a 70% chance of winning the fight. I'll say 30% of fighters may have picked up some karate to warrent using the poses.
Now if they start doing a lot of 'HIYAs' and other similar screams then I'd say you're chances of winning get bumped up to 98%. I have to leave some room for the nutballs.

Words to the wise: When piggy-backing a pretty lady, don't try to be a hero. Don't try to take on all obstacles. If need be take a longer route ( she'll be on you longer) or put her down if necessary. Trust me, you don't need to a giant black and blue reminder from the fall ( even it means she gets your pants off later in the night).

Hair has the uncanny ability of going from nice to look at to the grossest thing on the planet. All that needs to happen is for it to come out of one's head. Who hasn't been able to brush off a long, stringy hair on the first couple tries only to go into a state of overpanic (simultaniously making a face like you just ate a rotten egg). Oh and ladies, whats with the wigs worth of hair on the shower wall? Thats disgusting! Sometimes it looks as if you've even tried to make a picture with it.

thats it for now peeps.