Favourite Chuck Norris joke

One day Chuck Norris's girlfriend asks him, ' How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood'? Chuck Norris then screams, 'HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!!' He then proceeds to rip out her throat. While holding his girlfriend's bloody throat he bellows, 'Don't fuck with Chuck!' Two years and five months later he realizes the irony of his statement and lets out a mighty laugh. Everyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.