Snow vs. Rain

Well it snowed. Everybody seems to be all excited about the snow and I'll admit it that when it snows everything looks better. Its kinda like jamming all your clothes and shit under your bed. Your room isn't really clean it just looks that way. Mother Nature is just doing an old hide the dirt, dead grass and soggy leaves trick. Now that it snowed I thought I'd rant about how this past snowfall compares to the previous rainy days.

5 reasons why snow is better than rain:

1. When you pee in the snow you can show off your artistic genius. When
you pee in the rain you're just some dirty hick pissin on the front lawn.
2. When you're out in the snow it gives you a decent time frame before
you get wet, thus decreasing the chance of the horrible wet jean smell.
Rain you cannot just brush off before coming in the house.
3. Snow offers an abundance of new activites such as tobagganing,
snowball fights, snowangels. Rain offers little in the way of fun. You
could jump in puddles , but I'd rather flop in snowbank. I guess you
could sing in the rain, however carolling is a bit classier still.
4. Heavy snowfall makes driving fun. Personally, I love driving down a
street where previous tire tracks are pulling me all over the place. Its a
true battle between man and machine.
5. When it snows you don't have to worry about walking on the worm
laden paths, a.k.a sidewalks, the next day. I know its not a huge hassle,
but I said five reasons.

5 reasons rain is better than snow (this will be tricky)

1. ummmm... rain for the most part does not come with face numbing
winds. I'll admit winter kicks my ass with it's wind chill factor. I'll be
the first to admit I'm not a beefy guy (except where it counts).........
Hey ladieeeeeees!!! Ohh what a lie...half lie.
2. Rain is often accompanied by a wicked light and sound show whereas
snow just provides more whiteness. Whats the deal with that by the way?
Snow can't cuz a raucus in the heavens? Weak ass snow.
3. The next morning after it rains I am never blinded when I walk out the
front door. Damn reflective snow making me go all squinty and shit.
4. I much prefer mud to slush. Nobody likes slush season cuz its everywhere.
Mud stays where its supposed to, soccer fields, rugby pitches,
woodstock-esque hills, girls faces (apparently).
5. Rain does not have a crappy singer/rapper(?) with its namesake.
(yeah I'm stretching).

There you have it some pros and cons of weather. Fuck my rant topics are getting weak.
Somebody comment if you have any more pros or cons.