Psychic Ice Cream

Here's a confession of mine. My favourite flavour of ice cream is strawberry. Now because of this when I wish to indulge in this dessert I basically have two choices, strawberry or neapolitan. There aren't the countless choices that chocolate lovers enjoy. This is precisely why I don't care for there being a noticeably larger portion of chocolate in my neapolitan. Whats up with that? When I purchase this flavour I expect an equal 1:1:1 ratio of chocolate to vanilla to strawberry. But NO its the chocolate that always takes a dominant role as if to say 'Vanilla... Strawberry... you should feel humbled and priviledged to share a box with my greatness'. Well to that I say fack off chocolate portion. And don't think I don't realize that there is also a greater amount of chocolate that comes in the swirled neapolitan tubs. Grow up chocolate! You're featured in numerous other flavours, let the strawberries and vanillas have their time in the figurative sun.

Now this rant was referred to in a devo post about 4 days ago. In this post he states that he read this text 'the other day'. So it appears as though our friend devo is a bit of psychic. After knowing him my whole life I come to one of two conclusions. 1) He's been hiding this secret of seeing insignificant snippets of the future from me for years or 2) he's just referring to the msn conversation we had. Although it seems pretty obvious that 2) is the actual choice that doesn't explain the phrase 'the other day' (which stills refers to a time previous to the msn convo) so it appears I've uncovered your secret Mr. Thats So Raven. If any of you readers get that reference thats pretty sad. But don't feel too bad for I am the one who actually created it. However, calling devo a ficticious husband of a raven symone character on the family channel has a nice kick-in-the-nuts quality which is quite refreshing to dish out.

Seriously now, my friends, the previous part was all in jest. Lets recap: Too much chocolate in the neapolitan, devo is a pseudo psychic and real psychics are stupid. I'm aware I didn't mention that point about the real psychics early but its the truth. Sure they aren't stupid in the sense they know how to make a living at what they do, but stupid in the sense that unless you're going for kicks and its relatively free its a waste of money. I could elaborate on some experiences of mine, but I shall save that for another day.

So long